Conversation with Tim 9/7/08
Tim: Dad, when I'm just starting my career I'll need some money, so I think I'll go into advertising.
Dad: OK
Tim: Dad, What is the most endangered species?
Dad: The blue whale
Tim: If I could just get a small blood sample we could use cloning technology to prevent extinction
Dad: Are you switching to cloning? What about your other goals?
Tim: You mean the energy project? Well, cloning probably requires a lot of energy... hey I know! First I will solve the nuclear power problem and then I will be very famous and I can probably get a lot of sponsors for my cloning project.
Dad: What about after that? A lot of people think the ultimate project would be colonizing outer space, starting with the moon.
Tim: Yeah, I am going to need a lot of sponsors for a project of that size.
Dad: There is also great potential in geothermal power.
Tim: Yeah, and if you could figure out a way to get to the exact center of the earth, you would feel no gravity. I have aleady started working on a plan for that ... [pause] Dad, I have to go to the bathroom. But I WILL solve the world's power crisis. First I'll save humanity and then I'll save nature.
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With his loyal sidekick Petey, of course. That is, if Timmy promises to sanitize his hands, I'll let Petey be his sidekick.
And I am wondering if Tim hit the water, when he has such important and complicated subjects to occupy his mind.
So sweet!
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